I am puke
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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