i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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