we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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