I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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