I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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