Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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