How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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