She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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