I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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