He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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