Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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