OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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