Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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