i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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