Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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