This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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