I just pynch a tree in the face
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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