Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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