I want to stick my p in your. b.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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