I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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