How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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