Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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