How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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