I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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