You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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