I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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