I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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