At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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