sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
