Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
