You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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