Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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