you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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