Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This baby is an asshole
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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