And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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