last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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