So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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