i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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