chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My feet surprised me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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