I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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