Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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