You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am spending my child support on dildos
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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