Can i not drive my cunt home
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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