when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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