i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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