Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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