i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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