Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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