can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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