4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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