do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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