I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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