My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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